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on voters Lagos street beggars President Tinubu has desire that kills men For Aisha Buhari You must marry me Iran’s nuclear weapons Nigeria as one-party state Lagos Mr Governor ruling party slave trade stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
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Agbowoopa: The Distrainor in the House

WHEN many took off, he stayed put. When the ones we thought were the brave ducked, he dug and rigged.…

By Funke Egbemode
on voters Lagos street beggars President Tinubu has desire that kills men For Aisha Buhari You must marry me Iran’s nuclear weapons Nigeria as one-party state Lagos Mr Governor ruling party slave trade stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
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Quickie Republic: short thrills, long pains

It all started with Lux soap. The housekeeper said she bought a pack of six bars for N5, 400. My…

By Funke Egbemode
on voters Lagos street beggars President Tinubu has desire that kills men For Aisha Buhari You must marry me Iran’s nuclear weapons Nigeria as one-party state Lagos Mr Governor ruling party slave trade stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
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Dangote and his two wives

A man married two wives. To maintain fairness, he set up a roster to guide who shared his bed and…

By Funke Egbemode
on voters Lagos street beggars President Tinubu has desire that kills men For Aisha Buhari You must marry me Iran’s nuclear weapons Nigeria as one-party state Lagos Mr Governor ruling party slave trade stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
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The gods do change their minds

It was time to install a new king. The process was simple; consult the oracle and let the gods decide.…

By Funke Egbemode
on voters Lagos street beggars President Tinubu has desire that kills men For Aisha Buhari You must marry me Iran’s nuclear weapons Nigeria as one-party state Lagos Mr Governor ruling party slave trade stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
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Lagos street beggars and the danger ahead

Iyalode o.’ ‘Our mama.’ ‘Find us something.’ ‘Your children will find helpers.’ ‘We have not eaten anything since morning.’ ‘Any…

By Funke Egbemode
on voters Lagos street beggars President Tinubu has desire that kills men For Aisha Buhari You must marry me Iran’s nuclear weapons Nigeria as one-party state Lagos Mr Governor ruling party slave trade stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
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President Tinubu has marginalised me too

This is one of such stories which would just pop up, author unknown: Once upon a time, in a village…

By Funke Egbemode
on voters Lagos street beggars President Tinubu has desire that kills men For Aisha Buhari You must marry me Iran’s nuclear weapons Nigeria as one-party state Lagos Mr Governor ruling party slave trade stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
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KWAM 1, Esu and Asasi

OGUN ‘alokunna’, the powdery concoction meant to end the life and reign of Wasiu, was already on the grindstone. The…

By Funke Egbemode
on voters Lagos street beggars President Tinubu has desire that kills men For Aisha Buhari You must marry me Iran’s nuclear weapons Nigeria as one-party state Lagos Mr Governor ruling party slave trade stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
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Falcons, D’Tigress and the shame of our empty hospitals

For the 10th time, Nigeria’s female national team, the Super Falcons, returned home with the trophy of champions. In other…

By Funke Egbemode
on voters Lagos street beggars President Tinubu has desire that kills men For Aisha Buhari You must marry me Iran’s nuclear weapons Nigeria as one-party state Lagos Mr Governor ruling party slave trade stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
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The desire that kills men

I was scrolling through Facebook and I stumbled on this yet-to-be-verified ‘data’. Elumelu’s mom is 97 years. Otedola’s mom is…

By Funke Egbemode
on voters Lagos street beggars President Tinubu has desire that kills men For Aisha Buhari You must marry me Iran’s nuclear weapons Nigeria as one-party state Lagos Mr Governor ruling party slave trade stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
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For Aisha Buhari at a time like this

SHE was only 18 years old when she got married in 1989 to her husband who was already a national…

By Funke Egbemode
on voters Lagos street beggars President Tinubu has desire that kills men For Aisha Buhari You must marry me Iran’s nuclear weapons Nigeria as one-party state Lagos Mr Governor ruling party slave trade stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
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Let the enemies of Nigerian women speak up now

AJIUN Orompoto definitely was not born to become a king. Yes, she was a princess but tradition forbade women from…

By Funke Egbemode
on voters Lagos street beggars President Tinubu has desire that kills men For Aisha Buhari You must marry me Iran’s nuclear weapons Nigeria as one-party state Lagos Mr Governor ruling party slave trade stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
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Mr President, Aro’s wife was raped

HIS wife was raped, not at night, during the day. Those who did not witness the scandal heard about it.…

By Funke Egbemode
on voters Lagos street beggars President Tinubu has desire that kills men For Aisha Buhari You must marry me Iran’s nuclear weapons Nigeria as one-party state Lagos Mr Governor ruling party slave trade stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
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Nigerian politicians and their jilted women

THE Old Oyo Empire would have lasted longer if the actors had loved the empire half as much as they…

By Funke Egbemode
on voters Lagos street beggars President Tinubu has desire that kills men For Aisha Buhari You must marry me Iran’s nuclear weapons Nigeria as one-party state Lagos Mr Governor ruling party slave trade stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
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You must marry me and my children

'I will not be with a man who will not marry me along with my children.’ ‘It is either he…

By Funke Egbemode
on voters Lagos street beggars President Tinubu has desire that kills men For Aisha Buhari You must marry me Iran’s nuclear weapons Nigeria as one-party state Lagos Mr Governor ruling party slave trade stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
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Iran’s foray into fire

Whatsoever a man sows, he shall reap. Whatsoever a nation sows, it will reap. Iran chose to invest in nuclear…

By Funke Egbemode
on voters Lagos street beggars President Tinubu has desire that kills men For Aisha Buhari You must marry me Iran’s nuclear weapons Nigeria as one-party state Lagos Mr Governor ruling party slave trade stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
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Benue: These criminals are bigger than us

“Since Sunday morning, low-flying military aircraft have been observed hovering over Makurdi, as well as parts of neighbouring Guma and…

By Funke Egbemode
on voters Lagos street beggars President Tinubu has desire that kills men For Aisha Buhari You must marry me Iran’s nuclear weapons Nigeria as one-party state Lagos Mr Governor ruling party slave trade stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
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Why Nigeria cannot become a one-party state

KOKO: Is this how Nigeria is finally going to become a one-party state? Kaka: Nigeria is not capable of becoming…

By Funke Egbemode
on voters Lagos street beggars President Tinubu has desire that kills men For Aisha Buhari You must marry me Iran’s nuclear weapons Nigeria as one-party state Lagos Mr Governor ruling party slave trade stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
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I’m worried for APC

I am worried for the ruling All Progressive Congress (APC). No, I am not worried about the party. My concern…

By Funke Egbemode
on voters Lagos street beggars President Tinubu has desire that kills men For Aisha Buhari You must marry me Iran’s nuclear weapons Nigeria as one-party state Lagos Mr Governor ruling party slave trade stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
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Lagos: Mr Governor, this sacrifice must get to Olodumare

AS a young reporter in the early 90s, I grew up in the newsroom hearing the phrase ‘IBB Boys’. These…

By Funke Egbemode
on voters Lagos street beggars President Tinubu has desire that kills men For Aisha Buhari You must marry me Iran’s nuclear weapons Nigeria as one-party state Lagos Mr Governor ruling party slave trade stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
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Japa: Raped, bound and beaten

Lazy husbands are ‘flying’ their wives to Syria to ‘work’. Greedy aunts and shortsighted mothers are pushing their children to…

By Funke Egbemode

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