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Tom, Tam and Jerry

YEARS back, my children practically initiated me into the Tom and Jerry, global cult following. Regardless of fortune being shelled out to the Uranophobic Multichoice monthly, the kiddies’ stuff almost became a family staple until I found a…

Are stock registrars mere yahoo boys?

GLOBALLY, stock exchange platforms run like modernised ponzi, not because the sharing and stocking idea in itself was fraud-founded, but simply, because thieves-in-tuxedo call the shots at the helms, nearly everywhere. The whole abracadabra…

Daddy PYO, It’s well

WHEN Evangelist Bayo Adegboyega, the Ogun-born legendary gospel minister, died on 7th April, 2008 at a relative young age of 52, he was too broke to seek medical help for the complications from diabetes, troubling his body and Nigeria was…

As Biafra berths at EU

Let’s assume there were accruable deficits from the Nuremberg attack of Senator Ike Ekweremadu to Igbo separatist movement IPOB, the glorious (yes, glorious) appearance of its leader Maxi Nnamdi Kanu at the European Union congregation of…

Thank God it’s Friday

TGIF has always had this hedonistic bent, a precursor to YOLO; You Only Live Once. Both have their roots in splurging. But the general statement may not be factual. Those with back-breaking weekly engagements but with freer weekend can say…

Is Akpabio now among the saints?

HIS triumphant Zanga dance step to MC Galaxy’s Sekem says it all; the poetry of his victory. Like the street-reborn rapper; Olamide, Akwa-Ibom galala-man, Godswill (what a name) Akpabio can now say he has triumphed over wizards and enemies.…

Gov Makinde as GSM

The first time I ran into this humorous but telling acronym-formative guy name for Oyo State helmsman, Governor Seyi Makinde (GSM), I could barely hold my ribs. You don’t have his image-making assemblage and not have a leeching eclectic…

For Oshiomhole, from King Solomon

FROM the moment he burst into national consciousness, preaching pseudo socialism and self-interest welfarism as a unionist, Adams Oshiomhole has always given himself out as mouthy, brawny and still winning. For unionism mesmerism,…