Flat Out

Flat Out
Where is my own 5000 dollars A journey through Ogoni the Titusville of Akpabio’s senate and a child’s A plea against suicide The war of governors Rise deities of vengeance National Grid  Lessons for Nigeria Ambition without plans South-West The president is missing Wike Fubara Wike Fubara Bitten by Nigeria @ 64 The one Nigeria’s children Now that the President is back The streets are empty Betsy Oshiomhole Serving their Bandit-land Lest China seize our President Ifa’s message for our ‘Protest’ that ‘restructured’ Nigeria Dangote Refinery Blind man and his yam
Opposition leader

If Tinubu were today’s opposition leader

I would have agreed that protests would happen…

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Suyi Ayodele
Where is my own 5000 dollars A journey through Ogoni the Titusville of Akpabio’s senate and a child’s A plea against suicide The war of governors Rise deities of vengeance National Grid  Lessons for Nigeria Ambition without plans South-West The president is missing Wike Fubara Wike Fubara Bitten by Nigeria @ 64 The one Nigeria’s children Now that the President is back The streets are empty Betsy Oshiomhole Serving their Bandit-land Lest China seize our President Ifa’s message for our ‘Protest’ that ‘restructured’ Nigeria Dangote Refinery Blind man and his yam
Àkébàjé

Supper for Nigeria’s Àkébàjé

Every home has at least one spoilt child.…

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Suyi Ayodele
A ‘spy’ on Fubara Akpabio Akpoti-Uduaghan in court He who borrows till the creditor forgets Gambaryan’s flower Buhari’s poverty Amaechi el-Rufai Our ‘fada who art in Villa his mouth and wild pigeon Nothing is left Let the prince walk naked el-Rufai and the cost of Yuletide horror Portable Queens Badenoch Still on Afe Babalola Tinubu ECOWAS and its
ECOWAS

Tinubu, ECOWAS and its rebellious boys

I danced on Sunday when President Bola Ahmed…

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Suyi Ayodele
Where is my own 5000 dollars A journey through Ogoni the Titusville of Akpabio’s senate and a child’s A plea against suicide The war of governors Rise deities of vengeance National Grid  Lessons for Nigeria Ambition without plans South-West The president is missing Wike Fubara Wike Fubara Bitten by Nigeria @ 64 The one Nigeria’s children Now that the President is back The streets are empty Betsy Oshiomhole Serving their Bandit-land Lest China seize our President Ifa’s message for our ‘Protest’ that ‘restructured’ Nigeria Dangote Refinery Blind man and his yam
Kenya

Nigeria nor be Kenya

Kabiyesi, the message which I bring you today…

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Suyi Ayodele
Where is my own 5000 dollars A journey through Ogoni the Titusville of Akpabio’s senate and a child’s A plea against suicide The war of governors Rise deities of vengeance National Grid  Lessons for Nigeria Ambition without plans South-West The president is missing Wike Fubara Wike Fubara Bitten by Nigeria @ 64 The one Nigeria’s children Now that the President is back The streets are empty Betsy Oshiomhole Serving their Bandit-land Lest China seize our President Ifa’s message for our ‘Protest’ that ‘restructured’ Nigeria Dangote Refinery Blind man and his yam
hunger

Hunger for us, jet for them

Good morning, sir, what do you think about…

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Suyi Ayodele
Where is my own 5000 dollars A journey through Ogoni the Titusville of Akpabio’s senate and a child’s A plea against suicide The war of governors Rise deities of vengeance National Grid  Lessons for Nigeria Ambition without plans South-West The president is missing Wike Fubara Wike Fubara Bitten by Nigeria @ 64 The one Nigeria’s children Now that the President is back The streets are empty Betsy Oshiomhole Serving their Bandit-land Lest China seize our President Ifa’s message for our ‘Protest’ that ‘restructured’ Nigeria Dangote Refinery Blind man and his yam
govt

Between our govt and New York Times

THE New York Times in its June 11,…

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Suyi Ayodele
Where is my own 5000 dollars A journey through Ogoni the Titusville of Akpabio’s senate and a child’s A plea against suicide The war of governors Rise deities of vengeance National Grid  Lessons for Nigeria Ambition without plans South-West The president is missing Wike Fubara Wike Fubara Bitten by Nigeria @ 64 The one Nigeria’s children Now that the President is back The streets are empty Betsy Oshiomhole Serving their Bandit-land Lest China seize our President Ifa’s message for our ‘Protest’ that ‘restructured’ Nigeria Dangote Refinery Blind man and his yam
cow

Distinguished Senator Cow and his human rights

AS the sitting president in 2016, General Muhammadu…

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Suyi Ayodele
A ‘spy’ on Fubara Akpabio Akpoti-Uduaghan in court He who borrows till the creditor forgets Gambaryan’s flower Buhari’s poverty Amaechi el-Rufai Our ‘fada who art in Villa his mouth and wild pigeon Nothing is left Let the prince walk naked el-Rufai and the cost of Yuletide horror Portable Queens Badenoch Still on Afe Babalola Tinubu ECOWAS and its
friends

The king has no friends

Marcus Brutus, the villain of William Shakespeare’s epic…

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Suyi Ayodele
Where is my own 5000 dollars A journey through Ogoni the Titusville of Akpabio’s senate and a child’s A plea against suicide The war of governors Rise deities of vengeance National Grid  Lessons for Nigeria Ambition without plans South-West The president is missing Wike Fubara Wike Fubara Bitten by Nigeria @ 64 The one Nigeria’s children Now that the President is back The streets are empty Betsy Oshiomhole Serving their Bandit-land Lest China seize our President Ifa’s message for our ‘Protest’ that ‘restructured’ Nigeria Dangote Refinery Blind man and his yam
emirs

One Kano, two Emirs

There can be only one Oba (king) in…

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Suyi Ayodele
Where is my own 5000 dollars A journey through Ogoni the Titusville of Akpabio’s senate and a child’s A plea against suicide The war of governors Rise deities of vengeance National Grid  Lessons for Nigeria Ambition without plans South-West The president is missing Wike Fubara Wike Fubara Bitten by Nigeria @ 64 The one Nigeria’s children Now that the President is back The streets are empty Betsy Oshiomhole Serving their Bandit-land Lest China seize our President Ifa’s message for our ‘Protest’ that ‘restructured’ Nigeria Dangote Refinery Blind man and his yam
Lagos

My pension, your pension in the hands of ‘Lagos’

Lagos does not have restraints when it comes…

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Suyi Ayodele
Where is my own 5000 dollars A journey through Ogoni the Titusville of Akpabio’s senate and a child’s A plea against suicide The war of governors Rise deities of vengeance National Grid  Lessons for Nigeria Ambition without plans South-West The president is missing Wike Fubara Wike Fubara Bitten by Nigeria @ 64 The one Nigeria’s children Now that the President is back The streets are empty Betsy Oshiomhole Serving their Bandit-land Lest China seize our President Ifa’s message for our ‘Protest’ that ‘restructured’ Nigeria Dangote Refinery Blind man and his yam
Northern Nigeria

Northern Nigeria’s paedophilic mass weddings

"Could you ‘please, possibly, perhaps’, send me to…

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Suyi Ayodele
Where is my own 5000 dollars A journey through Ogoni the Titusville of Akpabio’s senate and a child’s A plea against suicide The war of governors Rise deities of vengeance National Grid  Lessons for Nigeria Ambition without plans South-West The president is missing Wike Fubara Wike Fubara Bitten by Nigeria @ 64 The one Nigeria’s children Now that the President is back The streets are empty Betsy Oshiomhole Serving their Bandit-land Lest China seize our President Ifa’s message for our ‘Protest’ that ‘restructured’ Nigeria Dangote Refinery Blind man and his yam
age

Minister Tahir Mamman and his varsity age limit 

Oluwafemi Ositade is a 17-year-old student of the…

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Suyi Ayodele
Where is my own 5000 dollars A journey through Ogoni the Titusville of Akpabio’s senate and a child’s A plea against suicide The war of governors Rise deities of vengeance National Grid  Lessons for Nigeria Ambition without plans South-West The president is missing Wike Fubara Wike Fubara Bitten by Nigeria @ 64 The one Nigeria’s children Now that the President is back The streets are empty Betsy Oshiomhole Serving their Bandit-land Lest China seize our President Ifa’s message for our ‘Protest’ that ‘restructured’ Nigeria Dangote Refinery Blind man and his yam
Mike Adenuga

Mike Adenuga’s 71 resilient steps

We were in Abuja on an official assignment;…

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Suyi Ayodele
Where is my own 5000 dollars A journey through Ogoni the Titusville of Akpabio’s senate and a child’s A plea against suicide The war of governors Rise deities of vengeance National Grid  Lessons for Nigeria Ambition without plans South-West The president is missing Wike Fubara Wike Fubara Bitten by Nigeria @ 64 The one Nigeria’s children Now that the President is back The streets are empty Betsy Oshiomhole Serving their Bandit-land Lest China seize our President Ifa’s message for our ‘Protest’ that ‘restructured’ Nigeria Dangote Refinery Blind man and his yam
Ibadan

Why were Miyetti Allah and Tinubu’s Iyaloja in Ibadan?

The tiger approaches the dog for a game.…

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Suyi Ayodele
Where is my own 5000 dollars A journey through Ogoni the Titusville of Akpabio’s senate and a child’s A plea against suicide The war of governors Rise deities of vengeance National Grid  Lessons for Nigeria Ambition without plans South-West The president is missing Wike Fubara Wike Fubara Bitten by Nigeria @ 64 The one Nigeria’s children Now that the President is back The streets are empty Betsy Oshiomhole Serving their Bandit-land Lest China seize our President Ifa’s message for our ‘Protest’ that ‘restructured’ Nigeria Dangote Refinery Blind man and his yam
madness. Ibadan

Onitiri-Abiola and the madness in Ibadan

Date was Monday, August 29, 1955. Oba Isaac…

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Suyi Ayodele
Where is my own 5000 dollars A journey through Ogoni the Titusville of Akpabio’s senate and a child’s A plea against suicide The war of governors Rise deities of vengeance National Grid  Lessons for Nigeria Ambition without plans South-West The president is missing Wike Fubara Wike Fubara Bitten by Nigeria @ 64 The one Nigeria’s children Now that the President is back The streets are empty Betsy Oshiomhole Serving their Bandit-land Lest China seize our President Ifa’s message for our ‘Protest’ that ‘restructured’ Nigeria Dangote Refinery Blind man and his yam
Bobrisky

Bobrisky and our other S/He offsprings

Nigeria’s most celebrated social deviant, Idris Olanrewaju Okunneye,…

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Suyi Ayodele
Where is my own 5000 dollars A journey through Ogoni the Titusville of Akpabio’s senate and a child’s A plea against suicide The war of governors Rise deities of vengeance National Grid  Lessons for Nigeria Ambition without plans South-West The president is missing Wike Fubara Wike Fubara Bitten by Nigeria @ 64 The one Nigeria’s children Now that the President is back The streets are empty Betsy Oshiomhole Serving their Bandit-land Lest China seize our President Ifa’s message for our ‘Protest’ that ‘restructured’ Nigeria Dangote Refinery Blind man and his yam
Debt

Kaduna’s debt and unEl-Rufaic silence

BENJAMIN Franklin alias Mrs. Silence Dogwood (January 17,…

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Suyi Ayodele
A ‘spy’ on Fubara Akpabio Akpoti-Uduaghan in court He who borrows till the creditor forgets Gambaryan’s flower Buhari’s poverty Amaechi el-Rufai Our ‘fada who art in Villa his mouth and wild pigeon Nothing is left Let the prince walk naked el-Rufai and the cost of Yuletide horror Portable Queens Badenoch Still on Afe Babalola Tinubu ECOWAS and its
cabs

Can I tell our First Lady that graduates drive cabs here, too?

My people have different social stratifications. One of…

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Suyi Ayodele
Where is my own 5000 dollars A journey through Ogoni the Titusville of Akpabio’s senate and a child’s A plea against suicide The war of governors Rise deities of vengeance National Grid  Lessons for Nigeria Ambition without plans South-West The president is missing Wike Fubara Wike Fubara Bitten by Nigeria @ 64 The one Nigeria’s children Now that the President is back The streets are empty Betsy Oshiomhole Serving their Bandit-land Lest China seize our President Ifa’s message for our ‘Protest’ that ‘restructured’ Nigeria Dangote Refinery Blind man and his yam
Odi

Odi, Zaki Biam, Okuama: Beyond sentiments

Soldiers voluntarily elected to die the very day…

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Suyi Ayodele
Where is my own 5000 dollars A journey through Ogoni the Titusville of Akpabio’s senate and a child’s A plea against suicide The war of governors Rise deities of vengeance National Grid  Lessons for Nigeria Ambition without plans South-West The president is missing Wike Fubara Wike Fubara Bitten by Nigeria @ 64 The one Nigeria’s children Now that the President is back The streets are empty Betsy Oshiomhole Serving their Bandit-land Lest China seize our President Ifa’s message for our ‘Protest’ that ‘restructured’ Nigeria Dangote Refinery Blind man and his yam
APC

APC and lesson from last child of Tortoise

If I were President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, I…

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Suyi Ayodele

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