Abuja Kings for Breakfast

April 24, 2017

IF it is true that cemeteries now compete with our Central Bank as dollar vaults, then I give it to the depositors that they are smart. That is one place where the next-door neighbour won’t […]

Nigeria’s meningitis is the North

April 10, 2017

THE enemy is always from outside. Murderous Boko Haram was caused by enemies of the north resident somewhere in the creeks. Fulani herdsmen are foreigners from Sahara desert. Epidemics are from God, angry at the […]

Melaye and the mafia dons

April 3, 2017

The two are very obviously street boys. One was asked to suggest solutions to the problems of the country. His answer was that “all our leaders should be given mass burial.” Another sat on a […]

We have never been this sick!

March 13, 2017 Lasisi Olagunju

President Muhammadu Buhari confessed on Friday that he was ill. “I have never been this sick,” he lamented. He isn’t the only one sick. The whole country is. It is just that he has been […]

Awo’s many happy returns

March 6, 2017 Lasisi Olagunju

“Anybody who could plant banana in the desert and make it thrive is my friend. Anybody who could turn saline swamps into fertile, arable land is my friend.” Chief Obafemi Awolowo made that statement in […]

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