What is the side effect of sucking my lover’s b**bs?

Dear Yemisi,

I have a problem that I want you to solve for me.

I always suck my girl’s breasts.

Please, is there any side effect?

Anonymous, 08****6****.

Dear Anonymous,

To the best of my knowledge, there is no scientific research that has linked any health problem to sucking your lover’s boobs. But moderation in all things is the watchword.

The only snag though yet to be subjected to any form of scientific investigation is the tendency for the breast milk to have a snag on your libido after sometime. I hope you are going to marry this lover of yours who you have always disturbed with your insatiable thirst for sucking her boobs.

As long as you have the wherewithal to bear the consequences of this regular act of yours which to me is an invitation to other things, then you are at liberty to enjoy each other.