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The clappers they want When the dead on Bus Terminals KWAM1 ‘KWAM2’ kings of Yoruba advice to Okpebholo President Tinubu on Kaduna killing in Benue powerful man President Tinubu on second term JAMB on underaged candidates Adenuga politicians and lessons Hakeem Baba-Ahmed the North Uromi killings and Sandalili nursery
bandits

Befriending bandits

The photograph is graphic. The message is obvious.…

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Aliyu Abdulkareem
The clappers they want When the dead on Bus Terminals KWAM1 ‘KWAM2’ kings of Yoruba advice to Okpebholo President Tinubu on Kaduna killing in Benue powerful man President Tinubu on second term JAMB on underaged candidates Adenuga politicians and lessons Hakeem Baba-Ahmed the North Uromi killings and Sandalili nursery
Girls

The clappers they want in us

EDO State Migration Agency last Thursday paraded two…

By
Suyi Ayodele
The clappers they want When the dead on Bus Terminals KWAM1 ‘KWAM2’ kings of Yoruba advice to Okpebholo President Tinubu on Kaduna killing in Benue powerful man President Tinubu on second term JAMB on underaged candidates Adenuga politicians and lessons Hakeem Baba-Ahmed the North Uromi killings and Sandalili nursery
Goodluck Ebele Jonathan

When the dead can’t rest in peace

A  dying old man was asked why he…

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Suyi Ayodele
The clappers they want When the dead on Bus Terminals KWAM1 ‘KWAM2’ kings of Yoruba advice to Okpebholo President Tinubu on Kaduna killing in Benue powerful man President Tinubu on second term JAMB on underaged candidates Adenuga politicians and lessons Hakeem Baba-Ahmed the North Uromi killings and Sandalili nursery
crown

Crowns of crime and shame

When a man says, ‘Here is where my…

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Suyi Ayodele
The clappers they want When the dead on Bus Terminals KWAM1 ‘KWAM2’ kings of Yoruba advice to Okpebholo President Tinubu on Kaduna killing in Benue powerful man President Tinubu on second term JAMB on underaged candidates Adenuga politicians and lessons Hakeem Baba-Ahmed the North Uromi killings and Sandalili nursery
Rome

A voyage to Caligula’s Rome

Rome’s history offers timeless lessons for all nations…

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Suyi Ayodele
The clappers they want When the dead on Bus Terminals KWAM1 ‘KWAM2’ kings of Yoruba advice to Okpebholo President Tinubu on Kaduna killing in Benue powerful man President Tinubu on second term JAMB on underaged candidates Adenuga politicians and lessons Hakeem Baba-Ahmed the North Uromi killings and Sandalili nursery
bus terminals

Bus Terminals: Our FG in Agbero business

After settling KWAM 1 with ambassadorial epaulettes, it…

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Suyi Ayodele
The clappers they want When the dead on Bus Terminals KWAM1 ‘KWAM2’ kings of Yoruba advice to Okpebholo President Tinubu on Kaduna killing in Benue powerful man President Tinubu on second term JAMB on underaged candidates Adenuga politicians and lessons Hakeem Baba-Ahmed the North Uromi killings and Sandalili nursery
KWAM 1

KWAM1, ‘KWAM2’ and their holy water

If you don’t belong to the upper class…

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Suyi Ayodele
The clappers they want When the dead on Bus Terminals KWAM1 ‘KWAM2’ kings of Yoruba advice to Okpebholo President Tinubu on Kaduna killing in Benue powerful man President Tinubu on second term JAMB on underaged candidates Adenuga politicians and lessons Hakeem Baba-Ahmed the North Uromi killings and Sandalili nursery
Tinubu

Tinubu and his northern teachers

When last week, Professor Ango Abdullahi threatened that…

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Suyi Ayodele
The clappers they want When the dead on Bus Terminals KWAM1 ‘KWAM2’ kings of Yoruba advice to Okpebholo President Tinubu on Kaduna killing in Benue powerful man President Tinubu on second term JAMB on underaged candidates Adenuga politicians and lessons Hakeem Baba-Ahmed the North Uromi killings and Sandalili nursery

PDP: A Prince and a pastor’s son

How should a king react to an in-your-face…

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Suyi Ayodele
The clappers they want When the dead on Bus Terminals KWAM1 ‘KWAM2’ kings of Yoruba advice to Okpebholo President Tinubu on Kaduna killing in Benue powerful man President Tinubu on second term JAMB on underaged candidates Adenuga politicians and lessons Hakeem Baba-Ahmed the North Uromi killings and Sandalili nursery
Rites

Any ‘appropriate’ rites of passage for Yoruba kings?

On June 24, 2025, when I wrote the…

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Suyi Ayodele
The clappers they want When the dead on Bus Terminals KWAM1 ‘KWAM2’ kings of Yoruba advice to Okpebholo President Tinubu on Kaduna killing in Benue powerful man President Tinubu on second term JAMB on underaged candidates Adenuga politicians and lessons Hakeem Baba-Ahmed the North Uromi killings and Sandalili nursery
Okpebholo

Oshiomhole’s toxic advice to Okpebholo

It was meant to be a joyous occasion.…

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Suyi Ayodele
The clappers they want When the dead on Bus Terminals KWAM1 ‘KWAM2’ kings of Yoruba advice to Okpebholo President Tinubu on Kaduna killing in Benue powerful man President Tinubu on second term JAMB on underaged candidates Adenuga politicians and lessons Hakeem Baba-Ahmed the North Uromi killings and Sandalili nursery
ADC

APC’s leprosy versus ADC’s scabies

When an elderly supporter of President Bola Ahmed…

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Suyi Ayodele
Where is my own 5000 dollars A journey through Ogoni the Titusville of Akpabio’s senate and a child’s A plea against suicide The war of governors Rise deities of vengeance National Grid  Lessons for Nigeria Ambition without plans South-West The president is missing Wike Fubara Wike Fubara Bitten by Nigeria @ 64 The one Nigeria’s children Now that the President is back The streets are empty Betsy Oshiomhole Serving their Bandit-land Lest China seize our President Ifa’s message for our ‘Protest’ that ‘restructured’ Nigeria Dangote Refinery Blind man and his yam
Abubakar Dangiwa Umar

Col. Umar, Tinubu and sycophants

I read Colonel Abubakar Dangiwa Umar’s advice to…

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Suyi Ayodele
The clappers they want When the dead on Bus Terminals KWAM1 ‘KWAM2’ kings of Yoruba advice to Okpebholo President Tinubu on Kaduna killing in Benue powerful man President Tinubu on second term JAMB on underaged candidates Adenuga politicians and lessons Hakeem Baba-Ahmed the North Uromi killings and Sandalili nursery
President Tinubu

Recommending Oba Erediauwa to President Tinubu

Everyone has someone he adores. I have many…

By
Suyi Ayodele
The clappers they want When the dead on Bus Terminals KWAM1 ‘KWAM2’ kings of Yoruba advice to Okpebholo President Tinubu on Kaduna killing in Benue powerful man President Tinubu on second term JAMB on underaged candidates Adenuga politicians and lessons Hakeem Baba-Ahmed the North Uromi killings and Sandalili nursery
benue

The genocide in Benue

I am naturally hemophobic; I run from blood.…

By
Suyi Ayodele
The clappers they want When the dead on Bus Terminals KWAM1 ‘KWAM2’ kings of Yoruba advice to Okpebholo President Tinubu on Kaduna killing in Benue powerful man President Tinubu on second term JAMB on underaged candidates Adenuga politicians and lessons Hakeem Baba-Ahmed the North Uromi killings and Sandalili nursery
Sanwo-olu

The powerful man and his faeces

This is a simple way to kill a…

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Suyi Ayodele
The clappers they want When the dead on Bus Terminals KWAM1 ‘KWAM2’ kings of Yoruba advice to Okpebholo President Tinubu on Kaduna killing in Benue powerful man President Tinubu on second term JAMB on underaged candidates Adenuga politicians and lessons Hakeem Baba-Ahmed the North Uromi killings and Sandalili nursery
Loan

Federal Republic of Loans

Reasonable people borrow for production; we borrow to…

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Suyi Ayodele
The clappers they want When the dead on Bus Terminals KWAM1 ‘KWAM2’ kings of Yoruba advice to Okpebholo President Tinubu on Kaduna killing in Benue powerful man President Tinubu on second term JAMB on underaged candidates Adenuga politicians and lessons Hakeem Baba-Ahmed the North Uromi killings and Sandalili nursery
nigerians

How long can the President run from his shadow?

At his coronation as the Deji of Akure,…

By
Suyi Ayodele
The clappers they want When the dead on Bus Terminals KWAM1 ‘KWAM2’ kings of Yoruba advice to Okpebholo President Tinubu on Kaduna killing in Benue powerful man President Tinubu on second term JAMB on underaged candidates Adenuga politicians and lessons Hakeem Baba-Ahmed the North Uromi killings and Sandalili nursery
JAMB

The ghomid in the tears of JAMB

Dear Ajanlekoko Oriojobi Samuel (real name withheld), Reg…

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Suyi Ayodele
The clappers they want When the dead on Bus Terminals KWAM1 ‘KWAM2’ kings of Yoruba advice to Okpebholo President Tinubu on Kaduna killing in Benue powerful man President Tinubu on second term JAMB on underaged candidates Adenuga politicians and lessons Hakeem Baba-Ahmed the North Uromi killings and Sandalili nursery
China

Ganduje and China’s execution noose 

“I have not knelt since China’s liberation.” Those…

By
Suyi Ayodele

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