FUNKE EGBEMODE ON WEDNESDAY

FUNKE EGBEMODE ON WEDNESDAY
stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
ancestors

Men, stop joining your ancestors

For many years, women were held responsible for…

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Funke Egbemode
stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
Civil Servants

Let’s beg civil servants

IN January 2022, the Nigerian government discovered more…

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Funke Egbemode
stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
Blessing

Mike Adenuga: A blessing whose blessings bless

If he blesses you, he does not want…

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Funke Egbemode
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APC

APC will impregnate more stray brides

THE woman advertised, the man bought. Willing buyer,…

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Funke Egbemode
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Killings

The killings won’t stop

You can’t kill a cow. You can’t caution…

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Funke Egbemode
stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
Governor Soludo

Governor Soludo’s native doctors

His body was still warm but the steady…

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Funke Egbemode
stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
Nigeria

Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls

Tortoise sets out on a journey. He is…

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Funke Egbemode
stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
Honey

King who died inside the honey pot

When Prince Amuniwaiye ascended the throne of his…

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Funke Egbemode
stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
Alaafin

Oba Onisile and how power kills

Oba Amuniwaye was an Alaafin who died between…

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Funke Egbemode
stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
asake

Asake: Where are the fathers?

WHEN next or whenever you are in Lagos,…

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Funke Egbemode
stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
Fubara

If I were Fubara…

I would be in a panic now even…

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Funke Egbemode
stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
Akpabio

Akpabio vs Natasha: All in favour of self-help say aye

A man decides to take a new wife…

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Funke Egbemode
stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
godfather

The problem with having a godfather

Each time any of my younger siblings was…

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Funke Egbemode
stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
leaders

A sick North and its leaders

Governor Dikko Radda of Katsina State has a…

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Funke Egbemode
stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
Lagos

Muda’s four wives and Lagos’ ill wind

Muda had four wives. To their neighbours, all…

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Funke Egbemode
stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
federal allocation

Rapists and 31 new backsides

WHEN a woman lifts her skirt or loosens…

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Funke Egbemode
stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
Kano

Kano: Who needs mass wedding in 2025?

It is very easy to find a woman…

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Funke Egbemode
stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
politicians

Here to kill, steal and destroy

I was around a meeting in a North…

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Funke Egbemode
stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
Nigeria

Nigeria and a retired prostitute

She is known simply as Sisi Keji. She…

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Funke Egbemode
stop joining your ancestors A blessing whose blessings bless The killings won’t stop Governor Soludo’s native doctors Nigeria’s opposition are hook-up girls King who died inside the honey how power kills Where are the fathers If I were Fubara All in favour of self-help say aye The problem with having a godfather A sick North and its leaders Muda’s four wives 31 new backsides Who needs mass wedding in 2025 Here to kill steal and destroy retired prostitute Many kisses of shame Madam President
kisses

Many kisses of shame

These men and women who go and ‘kiss…

By
Funke Egbemode

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