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If Tinubu were today’s opposition leader

I would have agreed that protests would happen on August 1, 2024, if the graph had been plotted by Bola…

By Suyi Ayodele
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Supper for Nigeria’s Àkébàjé

Every home has at least one spoilt child. Such a child is known as an Àkébàjé among my people. The…

By Suyi Ayodele
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Tinubu, ECOWAS and its rebellious boys

I danced on Sunday when President Bola Ahmed Tinubu was re-elected as Chairman of ECOWAS. I rejoiced because his re-election…

By Suyi Ayodele
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Nigeria nor be Kenya

Kabiyesi, the message which I bring you today is the message of all the women who have left their stalls,…

By Suyi Ayodele
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Hunger for us, jet for them

Good morning, sir, what do you think about the South-West governors’ forum and their recent collaboration efforts? Let’s leave Tinubu…

By Suyi Ayodele
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Between our govt and New York Times

THE New York Times in its June 11, 2024, edition described Nigeria as a nation of 200 million citizens who…

By Suyi Ayodele
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Distinguished Senator Cow and his human rights

AS the sitting president in 2016, General Muhammadu Buhari told the Emir of Katsina that “It would be foolhardy for…

By Suyi Ayodele
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The king has no friends

Marcus Brutus, the villain of William Shakespeare’s epic drama, Julius Caesar, poetically defines the emergence of dictators thus: ...But ‘tis…

By Suyi Ayodele
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One Kano, two Emirs

There can be only one Oba (king) in a palace. That was how our forebears arranged our traditional settings. The…

By Suyi Ayodele
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My pension, your pension in the hands of ‘Lagos’

Lagos does not have restraints when it comes to spending money. His first name is Nínál’owó (Money is meant to…

By Suyi Ayodele
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Northern Nigeria’s paedophilic mass weddings

"Could you ‘please, possibly, perhaps’, send me to Kano?" I told my editor last Wednesday. “You will meet me there”…

By Suyi Ayodele
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Minister Tahir Mamman and his varsity age limit 

Oluwafemi Ositade is a 17-year-old student of the Ambassadors College, Ota, Ogun State. He is a child every parent would…

By Suyi Ayodele
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Mike Adenuga’s 71 resilient steps

We were in Abuja on an official assignment; one of the entertainment engagements of Globacom then. The phone rang. The…

By Suyi Ayodele
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Why were Miyetti Allah and Tinubu’s Iyaloja in Ibadan?

The tiger approaches the dog for a game. It offers its tail to the dog to touch and play with.…

By Suyi Ayodele
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Onitiri-Abiola and the madness in Ibadan

Date was Monday, August 29, 1955. Oba Isaac Babalola Akinyele, the Olubadan of Ibadanland, sat on his throne. There was…

By Suyi Ayodele
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Bobrisky and our other S/He offsprings

Nigeria’s most celebrated social deviant, Idris Olanrewaju Okunneye, also known as Bobrisky, has been in the news in the last…

By Suyi Ayodele
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Kaduna’s debt and unEl-Rufaic silence

BENJAMIN Franklin alias Mrs. Silence Dogwood (January 17, 1706-April 17, 1790), was one of the greatest statesmen of the United…

By Suyi Ayodele
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Can I tell our First Lady that graduates drive cabs here, too?

My people have different social stratifications. One of them is a group of people they call olórí àpésín. That simply…

By Suyi Ayodele
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Odi, Zaki Biam, Okuama: Beyond sentiments

Soldiers voluntarily elected to die the very day they signed up for military work. They signed up to die at…

By Suyi Ayodele
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APC and lesson from last child of Tortoise

If I were President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, I would choose to answer the name of the sixth child of Tortoise.…

By Suyi Ayodele

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