I want large buttocks

I recently observed that men usually admire women with large bums. Unfortunately, I have very flat buttocks. I also read on the internet that some drugs and massages can increase the size of one’s buttocks. Kindly advise me on how I can also increase the size of my buttocks.

Jane (by SMS)

I am also aware of the various claims on the internet about the success of massages, creams and pills to increase the size of a person’s buttocks, however, the only method that I can vouch for is surgical intervention. Through this procedure, Plastic Surgeons can insert silicone material under the posterior muscle to give the buttocks a rounded and big shape. Unfortunately, this procedure is also fraught with frequent unpleasant side effects apart from the exploitative costs. On the final analysis, you may have to be satisfied with your God given natural buttocks or relocate to where men don’t put too much emphasis on the size of female buttocks.

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